Comedic Fisticuffs?

For 's six word joke contest. Oddly, the only reason I came up with this was because I was trying to figure out if it was even possible. Guess it is.

... Which should not be taken as any kind of guarantee that it's actually funny. I do a lot of bad jokes.

I think I prefer my longer, much more elaborate norm, so don't expect to see many of these.

Edit: Just wanted to point out another entry into this same contest which reads so beautifully like a sequel to my own. All good stories deserve a sequel, right? [link] by ~sun-kisses